Today, I got home from London and discovered my appartment had been broken in to and pretty much everything was gone. I ask my neighbour if he heard anything. He did. He thought I was moving out. He doesn't like me so he helped the guys move out my TV and the rest of my stuff. FML

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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